TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

 

Jim Owen was talking with his best man Billy Wright

About his coming nuptials on his wedding night

Jim was all expectant about his coming night of bliss

And he was determined it was a night he would not miss

Jim was anticipating that his dreams would be fulfilled

Billy on the other hand was a little less than thrilled

He was a bit concerned that his friend might not survive

For Jim was eighty-four and his bride was twenty-five

Aren’t you just a little worried about the wedding night?

Billy asked but Jim assured him everything would be all right

But wont the sex be dangerous do you think it’s really wise

Well, I think its worth the risk mate but if she dies, she dies