Saturday, 16 January 2021

Uncanny Tales – (10) Home Time

 

It was Friday afternoon and fatigue was setting in, I had been quite unwell in the previous few weeks, so my first full week back under the yoke had taken its toll.

I was working on a very complicated spreadsheet, which was sending me cross eyed, so when I looked up at the clock and saw it was a quarter to 5, I thought that will do for me, it was a few minutes before my time but I thought it was close enough.

Afterall I wasn’t anywhere near completing the spreadsheet so I figured I would attack it again on Monday when I was fresh.

I shut down my laptop and packed it into my backpack and gathered the rest of my belongings together.

There weren’t many staff left in the office by that time, half of our compliment were in a finance meeting and the remainder were dotted around sparsely.

Kenny, who sat diagonally opposite me glanced at the clock and said

“Slipping away early?

“Yes, a bit” I replied, though I was little puzzled by his comment as it was only a few minutes earlier than normal, and then he added

“I suppose you must be exhausted after working a full week”

We both laughed and then I said my goodbyes and left, but as I pulled out of the car park I was still a bit niggled by Kenny’s comment, but I put on a CD and my annoyance soon evaporated away.

The drive across town to where my wife worked was unremarkable, the traffic was no better or no worse than it usually was, but when I reached the road behind her office building there were an abundance of parking spaces which was not the norm, ordinarily getting a parking space was something of a bun fight, but I wasn’t complaining as I drove into the nearest space to the building.

I didn’t bother turning the engine off as she was normally out promptly at five on a Friday, but when it reached 5 past and she was a no show, and no one else had come out either, I switched off the engine assuming that her boss had called a late meeting, which was not beyond the realms of possibility as it had happened before.

However within another five minutes something happened that challenged my thought process, I received a text, from Linda, my wife, but it wasn’t a “sorry running late” or “stuck in a meeting” or “Be with you in 10 minutes”

It was “Hey hon did you remember to get the mince out the freezer”

My first thought was one of indignation, why did she always doubt me, of course I got the mince out the freezer, that’s what I was asked to do.

The second thought to cross my mind was one of confusion, why was she texting me questions she could ask me in person if she got a her act together, came downstairs and got in the car, but I played along with her and replied “of course I did”

“Well done, I thought I’d do Cannelloni”

This time my first thought was “that was patronizing” followed by “Again she’s texting me driving home conversational questions”

And then I saw it, and the penny dropped, the clock in the car, displaying the current time, 16.12.

“Oh shit” I exclaimed in response, no wonder Kenny had made the comment about “slipping away early” I had, I had slipped away an hour early, but I couldn’t work out how I managed it, my desk phone, my laptop, my mobile, two wall clocks and a digital clock in the car, yet I was still sure it was time to go home.

After a few minutes pondering over my mistake, I came to a few conclusions, firstly accept that I had cocked up, after all what was done was done, second, returning to work was not an option, because I would be driving back to work in order to turn around and head straight back again.

And thirdly never tell Kenny the truth.

So, having established my position going forward I texted Linda

“I’m outside BTW, I’ll explain when I see you”

 

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