Monday, 25 January 2021

YOU KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE

 


You know you drink too much coffee when

You can sleep with your eyes wide open

When you can ski uphill on your snowboard.

And you have to watch videos in fast-forward.

 

You know you drank too many coffees.

When your eyes stay open when you sneeze

You speed walk in your sleep till six o’clock.

You answer the door before people knock.

 

You know you're drinking too much caffeine.

When you like to lick the coffeepot clean

If you haven't blinked since the last eclipse

And you chew on other people's fingertips

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