Tuesday, 26 January 2021

FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

 

English is a funny language some would say it’s quite bizarre

Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are

The feminine of “Thingy” is any part under the bonnet of a car

While the masculine is that funny fastener on a woman's bra

For women Flatulence is an embarrassing by-product of digestion

While for men it’s a source of entertainment and even admiration

The Feminine of Commitment is a desire to marry and settle down

The Masculine: Not picking up other women while out on the town

Entertainment for a woman is a good DVD or a visit to a multiplex

For men it’s anything to do with drinking that then ends with sex

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