PUT THEM ON

 

They call themselves exotic dancers, how grand

What the attraction is I simply fail to understand

And it doesn’t matter whether they’re thin or fat

They’re strippers let’s face it, its as simple as that

The table, pole and lap dancers are just as bad

I think the audiences are more than a little sad

Who told them bumping and grinding was sexy?

The ability to contort just means they’re flexi

Just undressing for me really goes down a bomb

That I understand but then I am a peeping tom