In bed on their wedding night his wife said,
“I must say, before we first met, I was Christian”
Her
husband said calmly “I don’t care about that”
“Good” She replied “I'm happier as Christina”
Thursday, 7 May 2026
I WAS CHRISTIAN
CONFECTIONARY CASUALTY
“Help! my friend's choking on
A Quality Street” He called out to them
The A&E Nurse said, “The purple one?”
The man replied “Yes that's him”
EAR TRANSPLANT
Scientists transplanting a pigs ear on a man
Was
something they were intent on tackling
And
they succeeded in restoring his hearing
And
he hears ok but there’s a little crackling
SOCIETY CREAM
They say they’re the cream of society
Their arrogance makes me sick
They’re the cream of our
society
Because they’re rich and thick
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