Friday, 29 January 2021

VILLAINY BILLANY

 

Leonard Billany was a solicitor

Of the ambulance chasing sort

And he would go to any lengths

To get some poor soul into court

Now Leonard has earned himself

A reputation for barefaced lying

But when he lies it’s easy to tell

For its when his lips are moving

 

He took holidays abroad often

On profits of others criminality

Scuba diving in clear blue waters

Warmed to a tolerable degree

Sharks would never attack Leonard

While he swam beneath the sea

And the reason he was not attacked

was out of professional courtesy

 

Leonard Billany was a solicitor

Of the ambulance chasing variety

And to those who knew him well

He was simply known as “villainy” 

But no matter how low he sank

Or twisted the system illegally

He had never sunk so low as when

He stood up as a political nominee

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