MY MATE RETURNED FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA

 

My mate returned from Southeast Asia

He went there for a music festival

So I asked, “who did you go and see?”

I can’t remember the band names

Or even where we saw them play

“Singapore?” I offered “Yeah out of key'

AMBLING ANNE

 

Because of her confident stride

Everyone noticed Anne Boleyn

And the King set his cap at her

As her rivals would only amble in

WE DECIDED TO DO AN EVENING CLASS

 

We decided to do an evening class

And we chose the Carpenters one

We havent made anything yet

Because “We’ve only just begun”

ANGRY DISMISSAL

 

He was dismissed from his job

Testing mattresses and beds

He took it badly, “I won’t take it

Lying down” he angrily said

ELECTRIC TOOLS

 

Last week I bought myself

A second hand matic drill

Because I couldn't afford

To buy a new matic drill

AS WE WALKED THROUGH THE TOWN

 

As we walked through the Town

We heard “Hello” from everyone we’d meet

Which I thought was very strange at the time

Then I realised it was the Hi street

WE HAVE TWO HIGH STREET STORES

 

We have two high street stores

To shop for an electric blanket

I think it’s a terrible idea because

It will cause a heated rivalry I bet