In bed on their wedding night his wife said,
“I must say, before we first met, I was Christian”
Her
husband said calmly “I don’t care about that”
“Good” She replied “I'm happier as Christina”
Thursday, 7 May 2026
I WAS CHRISTIAN
CONFECTIONARY CASUALTY
“Help! my friend's choking on
A Quality Street” He called out to them
The A&E Nurse said, “The purple one?”
The man replied “Yes that's him”
EAR TRANSPLANT
Scientists transplanting a pigs ear on a man
Was
something they were intent on tackling
And
they succeeded in restoring his hearing
And
he hears ok but there’s a little crackling
SOCIETY CREAM
They say they’re the cream of society
Their arrogance makes me sick
They’re the cream of our
society
Because they’re rich and thick
Saturday, 7 February 2026
MY MATE RETURNED FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA
My mate returned from Southeast Asia
He
went there for a music festival
So
I asked, “who did you go and see?”
I
can’t remember the band names
Or
even where we saw them play
“Singapore?”
I offered “Yeah out of key'
AMBLING ANNE
Because of her confident stride
Everyone
noticed Anne Boleyn
And
the King set his cap at her
As
her rivals would only amble in
WE DECIDED TO DO AN EVENING CLASS
We decided to do an evening class
And
we chose the Carpenters one
We
havent made anything yet
Because
“We’ve only just begun”
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