Monday, 25 January 2021

WHIPPET’S, PIGEON’S AND SHEEP

 

In order not to cause offence in any way I should like to begin this piece by pointing out that the opinions here in are not in any way my own but rather have been imparted to me by others.

These people many and varied perceive certain regional stereotypes in the British Isles.

For example, Yorkshire is a county of whippet owners, Derbyshire the home of pigeon fanciers while Lancashire have their dark satanic mills and East Anglian’s have a penchant for marrying their cousins and the family trees don’t have many branches.

Then there are the Flat capped Brummies, the Welsh and their sheep, the Cornish with other people’s sheep, Essex girls with white shoes, Geordies with no shoes and Cumbrian's with six toes.

Scottish people are widely regarded the world over for their meanness and Glaswegians for the culinary delight known as “the deep-fried Mars bar”.

None of these stereotypes are true and never have been true but still they persist in the public consciousness.

Now you can understand from this abridged list why people might take umbrage.

For myself I am a Surrey man born and bred and I take exception to the popular myth that almost everyone in Surrey is in fact a stockbroker and the few that are not Pop stars, Actors, Super models or famous media figures.

The workers required to perform the basic tasks such as hospital staff, dustmen, sorry refuse disposal operatives; shop workers and local councilors are bussed in daily from Hampshire and Berkshire while we Surreyites spend our days sipping cocktails and eating smoked salmon sandwiches.

So, if anyone has been offended by anything in this article I apologize unreservedly unless of course you’re a local councilor.

 

 

 

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