Nonreligious kids are ill-informed
When asked the
difference between
The New and Old
Testament
Only one child bothered
to speak up
And he thought the
Kindle version
Must be the New Testament
Nonreligious kids are ill-informed
When asked the
difference between
The New and Old
Testament
Only one child bothered
to speak up
And he thought the
Kindle version
Must be the New Testament
My sister works in the IT department
And got sacked for
having dyslexia
Her boss told her to
“unzip his files?”
She misunderstood and
he sacked her
My granddads not very tech savvy
So, when he got a
laptop I was amazed
But when I asked what
windows version
He had, he replied
“double glazed”
My grandson is always on his phone
It’s scrambled his
brain I think
“What you need is a
life” I said
He replied “Ok send me
the link”
When two Apple devices
Interface when meeting
They don’t do a
handshake
But do an iFive in
greeting
My computer is like
Air conditioning as it
goes
It works perfectly
well
Until I start opening
windows
Mr Ohm wanted to meet someone
And start a marital
home
And he just couldn’t
resistor
That’s why she’s now
Mrs Ohm
My son has an iPod
His sister has an iPad
My wife has an iPhone
And its iPay for Dad
He was fed up with his device
So in frustration
without flinching
He dropped his iPad in
the river
I don’t walk with the crowd and
I’m not the usual
Microwave user
I like to stop it at one
second
Just to feel like a
bomb de-fuser.
I bought a second hand phone
From a guy in Germany
I just had to delete
his contacts
The simple red rose was once
The emblem of the English
But alas it has been replaced.
In England by the
satellite dish
I can’t tell you how much I dislike F1
I only watch as a last
resort
I find the F1 function
key on my laptop
More interesting than
the sport
If you are going to have + 1 channels
There should be a – 1
for everyone
Which would
automatically allow
The likely mistake to
be easily undone
When I first heard about a selfie stick
I thought to myself “that
sounds good”
But when I eventually
got to see one
It was obvious I had
misunderstood
I can hear really annoying music
And it’s getting to be a real pain
It’s emanating from inside my printer
I think the paper's jammin' again
My wife and I really enjoy
Watching DVD’s back-to-back
But only one of us can
see
The screen which is a
drawback
He is a bit of a technophobe
If I have to tell the
truth
So, he thinks Candy
Crush
Is a stripper from his
youth
If you are going to have + 1 channels
There should be a – 1
for the viewer
Which would
automatically erase anything
The internet can be a curse and not a blessing
For example,
the gambling sites on the net
Where eager
Gamblers don’t even need
To put on a
shirt in order to lose it on a bet