MY COMPUTER IS FREEZING

 

My computer was always cold

In fact I thought it was broken

But our IT guy just told me

It was coz I left Windows open

I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I DISLIKE F1

 

I can’t tell you how much I dislike F1

I only watch as a last resort

I find the F1 function key on my laptop

More interesting than the sport

I WENT TO PC WORLD

 

I went to PC World

I saw computers

With or without a screen

Keyboards and mice

But there wasn’t

A policeman to be seen

OUR COMPUTERS WENT DOWN

 

Our computers went down

At the office today

So, we had to do things

The old-fashioned way

But Doris had a pack of cards

So, playing cards was ok

BLOODY TECHNOLOGY

            Computers are here to ease your life

Preventing tiresome trouble and strife

Well, that’s the story salesmen tell

About PC’s and laptops as well

 

Computers which we depend upon

That work with chips of silicon

With glowing screens and flashing lights

With touchscreens and terabytes

 

Machines to complete any task

Varied functions whatever you ask

They’ll calculate and interface

Then trash your files without a trace

 

You put your faith in state of the art

Then when you’re not looking it falls apart

So, to hell with programs and all that fuss

          Give me a pen and a pad and an abacus