72 Miles From The Sea: Candy Crush

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Monday, 2 January 2023

When I first heard the name mentioned

I had a flash back to tell the truth

I was convinced that Candy Crush

Was a minor porn star from my youth

He is a bit of a technophobe

If I have to tell the truth

So, he thinks Candy Crush

Is a stripper from his youth