NONRELIGIOUS KIDS ARE ILL-INFORMED

 

Nonreligious kids are ill-informed 

When asked the difference between

The New and Old Testament

Only one child bothered to speak up

And he thought the Kindle version

Must be the New Testament

WAS THE FIRST MAN ADAM, AN ENGLISHMAN?

 

Was the first man Adam, an Englishman?

There’s a question with which to grapple

As he was stood next to a naked woman

And he had thoughts only about the apple