I WAS IN A FASHIONABLE COCKTAIL BAR

 

I was in a fashionable cocktail bar

And my mind began to wander

To of all things, strippers' names

So, I ordered a Brandy Alexander

SOMETIMES I THINK I’LL BE A MALE STRIPPER

 

Sometimes I think I’ll be a male stripper

Be bold and take a chance

But then I remember I’m really fat

And I can’t actually dance

CANDY CRUSH

 

He is a bit of a technophobe

If I have to tell the truth

So, he thinks Candy Crush

Is a stripper from his youth