An elderly woman decided to prepare her will
“I have two requests” she told her solicitor
“First, I want to be cremated, and second I want
My ashes scattered
over all around Tombola
“Tombola?” the
solicitor “Why a Bingo Hall?”
“Well, that way I'll
be sure to see my daughter”
The internet can be a curse and not a blessing
For example,
the gambling sites on the net
Where eager
Gamblers don’t even need
To put on a
shirt in order to lose it on a bet
When the slot machines
Are played by those
with obesity
In a life spent in the
arcades
It’s the only fruit
that they see
In a vote for a leader of our planet
The Dalai Lama would
be my bet
I would certainly risk
a grand
If I were a Tibetan
man
When the slot machines
Are played by those with obesity
In a life spent in the arcades
Despite winning twenty million pounds
My
feet are still firmly on the ground
So,
I am the same despite my good news
This life can really be an awful bitch
Which
is why I would rather be rich
There
are Some people who get so rich
People
who find themselves so wealthy
That
they lose all respect for humanity
I’ve often noticed that life
Can be very queer
When the people who spend
Their money on beer
Almost any form of gambling,
Oh and they smoke
Complain of feeling ill
And they’re always broke
It will surely change my life
On
the day I win the lottery
People
who say it will not are
People
of whom to be wary
It
will surely change my life
On
the day I chose to pick it
If
it doesn’t change your life
Why
bother buying a ticket
