I was only half listening to the radio
So I’m not sure if I
heard right
But I think the gist
of it was
“Partly Sunni, but
mostly Shi'ite”
I think it was the
weather forecast,
Meaning “Persistent
rain but occasionally bright”
Tuesday, 15 March 2022
NOT PAYING ATTENSION
DIVORCE IS..... # 1
Divorce is…
Cathartic,
purification
Therapeutically
purgative
Like colonic
irrigation
IN MY GHIA
Wherever I drive my Ford Ghia
Whether it be far of
near
No matter if the roads
are clear
In my mirror to the
rear
A BMW’s Teutonic sneer
Will almost always
appear
Monday, 14 March 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 47
Baa, baa black sheep, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, we don’t have any wool!
Are you a nutter? Are you insane?
This is the butchers, the wool shops down the lane.
BEWARE THE IDES…
Caesar and Brutus were talking one day
About the phones with
the most cachet
They discussed the
best deals of the day
Then friend Brutus
thought to say
“What network are you
with by the way?”
Caesar promptly replied “O2 Brute”
STUDENT PROTESTS # 2
Most of them missed an episode of countdown
Some left home halfway
through cash in the attic
What could have
stirred them from their apathy?
Something momentous
or, earth shatteringly dramatic
Well sadly nothing
noble or for the common good
It was just an excuse
for them to break the law
The Nett result is an
even greater burden on the public purse
Ensuring the next
generation will pay even more
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS
When I was on an Alaskan island
I was sure I had seen
an optician
Just as plain as the
nose on my face
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