IF YOU GO TO A MUSLIM WEDDING

 

If you go to a Muslim Wedding

But you can’t afford the attire

Then there is a an easy solution

Go to Mosque Bros and hire

NOT PAYING ATTENSION

 

I was only half listening to the radio

So I’m not sure if I heard right

But I think the gist of it was

“Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite”

I think it was the weather forecast,

Meaning “Persistent rain but occasionally bright”

SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS

 

I like Germany

I like the Germans

I have friends there

I worked for a time near Frankfurt

And I visit Berlin often

It’s my favourite city

They are nice people

Friendly and welcoming

They share our hopes

And our aspirations

We are so alike

We have always been alike

Well almost always

There were dark days

When they were seduced by evil

And let themselves down

So what happened?

What infected this nation?

This nation so like ourselves

How did the madness take them?

Why did they become inhuman?

Why did they set a new benchmark?

In their inhumanity

Why did the good people not rise up?

And oppose the evil

Why did they fail to stop it

Were the jews so bad

So unworthy of pity

Too worthless to be considered

For whatever reason it happened

They let it happen

The worst of them profited by it

The best of them turned a blind eye to it

But they were all guilty

And after the war

I think they felt the guilt

But they feel no guilt now

Now they try to hide behind a lie

Pretending it wasn’t really that bad

There were just a few bad men

And they are gone now

The Americans exaggerated everything

There were isolated incidents

No more than that

Let’s speak of it no more

Lest we offend Islam

Well Islam should be offended

As it was the Turks of the Ottoman empire

Who taught their German allies

The meaning of Holocaust

When they annihilated the Armenians

I say let’s speak of it

Let’s never stop speaking of it

And if offence is caused, then so be it

If it prevents it’s like

From ever happening again

PAYMENT IN KIND

 

On the seventh day

Of the seventh month

Londoners paid the price

The ultimate price

in blood and death

In part only they paid

On that July morning

For years of liberalism

Historically Opening our doors

To the world

Offering Succor

To every race and creed

And on July 7^th

Our kindness was repaid

Not in like kind

But in bloody vengeance

By the terror of Islam

They bit viciously

At the hand that fed them

A hand offered in friendship

Torn to shreads

Instead of embracing us

And returning in kind

They choose instead

To embrace terror

We should beware

Of giving of our hearts

To the heartless ones

Who plot to destroy us

This was only a warning

They will come again

THE PLAZA FROM GAZA - AS SEEN ON TV

 

We watch on TV

As the horror unfolds

It’s Breakfast in America

Lunchtime in England

We watch as the towers burn

Great plumes of smoke

Blackening the sky

Flames burn unchecked

Metal buckles and windows break

Bodies fall like rag dolls

Tumbling earthward

And hit the portico

We watch the pictures

Dumbstruck at this surreal scene

And await news

Of other flying bombs

We watch through tear stung eyes

As a tower falls

Collapsing like a house of cards

Killing the rescued and the rescuers

While in Palestine they dance

The women cheer

The men shoot guns

The children jump with joy

And laughter rings round

In the echoes of the gunfire

As the innocent die

Palestine Dance’s

ISLAM

 

Islam has spread like a malignancy

Occupying every vault and hall

In every land across the globe

Where Islam’s dark shadow falls

There is conflict and civil unrest

Where always the innocents suffer

And when only Islam remains

They soon turn upon each other