GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR

 

Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar

The notorious Roman Geezer

Who was full of vinegar and starch

Met his end on the Ides of March

I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 1

I was once a medical student

But they had to send me home

As I thought “Caesarean section”

Was a district in Rome

JULIUS CAESAR’S APPROACH

 

Julius Caesar’s approach

May have been absurd

But a different approach

Was what he preferred

Which is why he came,

He saw, he concurred

BEWARE THE IDES…

Caesar and Brutus were talking one day

About the phones with the most cachet

They discussed the best deals of the day

Then friend Brutus thought to say

“What network are you with by the way?”

Caesar promptly replied “O2 Brute” 

ROMAN CERES

 

Roman Ceres

Guardian of the harvest

Goddess of the corn

Mother of Proserpina

Goddess of fertility

Protector of matrimony

GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR

 

Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar

The notorious Roman Geezer

Who was full of vinegar and starch

Met his end on the Ides of March

ODIUM

 

It’s in a state of disgrace

Resulting from detestable behaviour

Where hatred and contempt reign

And despicable acts are the norm

Simple pure unadulterated odium

Hatred and condemnation

Loathing and contempt

Disrepute or infamy

Hate coupled with disgust

Pure unadulterated odium

That’s why I avoid the forum

CAESAR’S WIFE AND THE CENTURION

 

In ancient Rome in a time quite unlike today

Of Ceasar's wife the people were heard to say

That she was beyond reproach and all believed

And never once did the people feel deceived

 

One day after many years serving the empire

A brave centurion now returned full of desire

After soldiering long and hard over land and sea

He was back in Rome seeking feminine company

 

Caesar meanwhile was neglectful of his wife

For him the empire was most important in his life

And while Caesar was away enlarging his empire

The soldier took his chance and lit the lady’s fire

 

The couple however were very indiscreet, so

They were soon discovered Inflagrante Delicto

Well Caesar’s wife was beyond reproach before

But it’s only Caesar that thinks that anymore