Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar
The notorious Roman
Geezer
Who was full of vinegar
and starch
Met his end on the
Ides of March
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Showing posts with label Rome. Show all posts
Sunday 7 May 2023
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR
Thursday 11 August 2022
I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 1
I was once a medical student
But they had to send
me home
As I thought
“Caesarean section”
Monday 18 July 2022
JULIUS CAESAR’S APPROACH
Julius Caesar’s approach
May have been absurd
But a different
approach
Was what he preferred
Which is why he came,
He saw, he concurred
Monday 14 March 2022
BEWARE THE IDES…
Caesar and Brutus were talking one day
About the phones with
the most cachet
They discussed the
best deals of the day
Then friend Brutus
thought to say
“What network are you
with by the way?”
Caesar promptly replied “O2 Brute”
Thursday 6 January 2022
ROMAN CERES
Roman Ceres
Guardian of the harvest
Goddess of the corn
Mother of Proserpina
Goddess of fertility
Protector of matrimony
Monday 9 August 2021
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR
Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar
The notorious Roman Geezer
Who was full of vinegar and starch
Met his end on the Ides of March
Saturday 5 June 2021
ODIUM
It’s in a state of disgrace
Resulting from detestable behaviour
Where hatred and contempt reign
And despicable acts are the norm
Simple pure unadulterated odium
Hatred and condemnation
Loathing and contempt
Disrepute or infamy
Hate coupled with disgust
Pure unadulterated odium
That’s why I avoid the forum
Friday 29 January 2021
CAESAR’S WIFE AND THE CENTURION
In ancient Rome in a time quite unlike today
Of
Ceasar's wife the people were heard to say
That
she was beyond reproach and all believed
And
never once did the people feel deceived
One
day after many years serving the empire
A
brave centurion now returned full of desire
After
soldiering long and hard over land and sea
He
was back in Rome seeking feminine company
Caesar
meanwhile was neglectful of his wife
For
him the empire was most important in his life
And
while Caesar was away enlarging his empire
The
soldier took his chance and lit the lady’s fire
The
couple however were very indiscreet, so
They
were soon discovered Inflagrante Delicto
Well
Caesar’s wife was beyond reproach before
But
it’s only Caesar that thinks that anymore
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