I broke my glasses the other day
So, I knew what had to
be done
But guess who I bumped
into
While at the
opticians? Everyone
Showing posts with label Optician. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Optician. Show all posts
Friday, 12 May 2023
I BROKE MY GLASSES THE OTHER DAY
Friday, 17 March 2023
RISKY BEHAVIOURS
She woke up on Sunday morning
And regretted her
risky behaviours
Muttering as she
looked at her partner
“I should have gone to
Specsavers”
Saturday, 8 October 2022
MY OPTICIAN HAS A GIFT FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS
My optician has a gift for stating the obvious
Either that or he’s
not very bright
After the eye test he
declared forthrightly
“Mr Hooper your left
eye isn’t right”
THE EYE TEST WENT ON FOR AN AGE
The eye test went on for an age
In fact, it was something
of an ordeal
“Your right eye isn’t
right” he said
Well, I can tell you
that was surreal
Wednesday, 10 August 2022
AN OPTIMISTIC OPTICIAN
I go to an optimistic optician
When I need my
biannual checks
The only downside is
that he
Always sells me rose
tinted specs
Wednesday, 1 June 2022
POLISH EYE TEST
A Polish man went to the optician
He’d not had an eye
test before
The optician pointed
and said
“Can you read the card
on the door?”
“Read it?” the Polish
guy replied
“That’s the name of my
brother-in-law”
Saturday, 7 May 2022
DON’T MAKE A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF
If you walk into everything
Because your eyesight
is chronic
Then the next thing
you should do
Is walk into the walk
in clinic
Monday, 14 March 2022
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS
When I was on an Alaskan island
I was sure I had seen
an optician
Just as plain as the
nose on my face
Friday, 5 February 2021
OPTIMISTS SEE THE WORLD
Optimists
see the world,
Each
and every day anew
Through
Rose tinted lenses
The
tint of mine is blue
Which
colour my world
With
everything I view
AN OPTIMISTIC OPTICIAN
I
go to an optimistic optician
When
I need my biannual checks
The
only downside is that he
Always
sells me rose tinted specs
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