A BRIGHT OUTLOOK

 

I woke up this morning

In the early morning light

I looked in the mirror

And not a wrinkle in sight

 

My wife, who was sleeping

Soundly in our bed

Now looked like

Sandra Bullock instead

 

The house looked neat

The garden looked tidy

So I should have gone

To Specsavers obviously

SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

When I was on an Alaskan island

I was sure I had seen an optician

Just as plain as the nose on my face

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian