A SUSPECT IN THE ALASKAN MURDER CASE

 

A suspect in the Alaskan murder case

Was asked for an alibi by Detective Starch

When he asked "So tell me where you

Were on the night of September to March?"

SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

When I was on an Alaskan island

I was sure I had seen an optician

Just as plain as the nose on my face

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian