Showing posts with label Brutus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brutus. Show all posts

Wednesday, 10 May 2023

JULIUS CAESAR EMBARRASSED HIS FRIEND

 

Julius Caesar embarrassed his friend

Into sharing his sweets at the Senate

Then Brutus stood and watched as Caesar

And the Senators devoured every bit

So on the Ides of March, Brutus struck

With venom behind every blow and hit

And as he lay dying of his wounds

Caesar recognised the men who did it

“Et tu Brutei” he said but Brutus replied

“No you ate three you greedy git”

Monday, 14 March 2022

BEWARE THE IDES…

Caesar and Brutus were talking one day

About the phones with the most cachet

They discussed the best deals of the day

Then friend Brutus thought to say

“What network are you with by the way?”

Caesar promptly replied “O2 Brute”