We will go to Switzerland
With our Dog from
Alsace
When the time comes,
and
Go to the clinic,
Dognitas
We will go to Switzerland
With our Dog from
Alsace
When the time comes,
and
Go to the clinic,
Dognitas
We have a cat called “Bowling”
So why did we call him
that?
It’s obvious when you
think about it
Because “Bowling” is
an Alley cat
I was told something interesting
By the RSPCA Man
He said Dogs can’t
have an MRI
But explained that
CatsCan
My dog bit me on the nuts
When I accidentally
kicked her
My wife said it was
karma
But I thought she was
crosser
The head of global sales
Bought a new kitten
today
And when he took it
home
He took it to the
litter tray
And then he said
“let’s not
Think outside the box,
ok”
The vet said “Your Pekinese will keep vomiting,
But it’s your choice
To continue to keep
talking to the creature
In that stupid gooey
voice”
Apparently owning a dog
Can take ten years off
you
I now have four of
them
But I still look sixty-two
I put Ginger in the Casserole
I am in trouble as is
the habit
I thought it was very
tasty
But they really loved
that rabbit
I was told I should buy a cat
“Why on earth would I
do that?”
“They’re good company”
they say
“And they keep the
mice away”
Well eventually they
convinced me
And I admit its good
company
As to the expelling
from my house
Of every type and size
of mouse
They are a great
disappointment
And their failure is
evident
It is they who bring
in a mouse
Into the comfort of my
house
As a toy with which
they play
But they let the toy
get away
Now the mouse is here
to stay
I put Ginger in the Curry
And my kids are angry
at that
I thought it was very
tasty
But they really loved
that cat
My Dad had to have his cat put down
It was all terribly
sad
He didn’t find that
the lethal injection
Was all that bad
But what the vet said
afterwards
Really upset my Dad
“That’s the first of
the injections
Out of the way Mr
Plaid
Only another eight to
go”
Which was when Pop went
mad
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon
for a Siamese
And some days only
RATatouille
On a bed of Mice will please
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon
for a Siamese
And for breakfast she
will only eat
A bowl of Mice
Crispies
My dog must be musical
What rubbish I hear
you groan
But he must be I tell
you
As I saw him eating a
trombone
Bimbette lost her dog
And she was distraught
Peaches, to cheer her
up
Said I think you ought
To advertise in the
paper
Just give it a whirl
So, she wrote the ad
“Come here girl”
At Dr Doolittle’s animal clinic
The Animals do the lot
The chief vet is a
Labrador
Assisted by a dog called
spot
But it’s not a cheap
option
With extra charges of
all sorts
For PET scans and
Polly grams
Cat scans and Lab
reports
I went into a pet shop and said,
“Can I buy a
goldfish?”
The girl said,
“certainly sir
If that’s what you wish,
Do you want an aquarium?”
She asked putting me
in a tiz
Finally, I replied “Well
actually
Bimbette took her goldfish to the vet
"I think it's got epilepsy" Bimbette said.
The Vet took a good long look
Then stood scratching his
head
"It seems calm
enough to me".
Said the puzzled vet,
Bimbette replied
This morning, mewing loudly
The cat greeted me
She clearly wanted her
breakfast
So I gave her mewsly
My son wants a spider
For his approaching
birthday
I’m giving it some
thought
I’ve not said yay or
nay
Well, I checked the
price
At a well-known pet
shop
And when they said £90
Wow did my jaw drop
But he’s dead set on a
spider
Won’t accept anything
instead
So, if he really wants
a spider
I’ll get a cheap one
off the web