THE HEAD OF GLOBAL SALES

 

The head of global sales

Bought a new kitten today

And when he took it home

He took it to the litter tray

And then he said “let’s not

Think outside the box, ok”

IRONIC ADVERTISING

 

I fell about laughing when I saw Serena

In an ironic Advertisement for Tempur

As given her recent display of stress

It should have been a “bad Tempur” mattress

SOMETIMES MARKETING

Sometimes marketing

Really confuses me

For example “a free gift”

Aren't all gifts free?