I WAS TOLD BY A COUNTRYMAN

 

I was told by a countryman that

The best way to catch a Rabbit

Is to hide among the bushes

And make a noise like a Carrot

ALL OF THE RABBITS IN THE FIELD

 

All of the Rabbits in the field

Hopped backwards in the sunshine

This very strange occurrence

Is known as a receding hareline

THERE WAS A PARADE OF RABBITS

 

There was a parade of rabbits

All in a line

Hopping backwards,

A receding hare-line

ALL THE RABBITS IN THE FIELD

 

All the Rabbits in the field

Backed away from Farmer Kline

This strange phenomenon

Is known as a receding hareline

MY KIDS ARE STILL MAD AT ME

 

I put Ginger in the Casserole

I am in trouble as is the habit

I thought it was very tasty

But they really loved that rabbit

THE HABITS OF RABBITS

 

The habits of rabbits

Are of limited scope

How can I be delicate?

The females seldom say nope

 

IF SCIENTIST’S WERE EVER TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS

 

If scientists were ever to achieve success

In a cross breeding in which they would exult,

Between a rabbit’s foot and some poison ivy

Then a rash of good luck would be the result

ALL THE RABBITS IN THE FIELD

 

All the Rabbits in the field

Backed away from Farmer Kline

This strange phenomenon

Is known as a receding hareline

THERE WAS A PARADE OF RABBITS

 

There was a parade of rabbits

All in a line

Hopping backwards,

A receding hare-line

DARNED WABBIT

 

Rabbits’ feet are used as a lucky charm

But here’s a thought to cause alarm

If it’s true they bring luck then how is it

That having four didn’t help the rabbit

WHAT’S UP DOC?

 

The old wifes tale certainly implies

That carrots are good for the eyes

If that is really true and they haven’t lied

Why so many dead rabbits by the roadside