CAN I BUY A GOLDFISH?

I went into a pet shop and said,

“Can I buy a goldfish?”

The girl said, “certainly sir

If that’s what you wish,

Do you want an aquarium?”

She asked putting me in a tiz

Finally, I replied “Well actually

I don't care what star sign it is”

FISHY BLONDE

Bimbette took her goldfish to the vet

"I think it's got epilepsy" Bimbette said.

The Vet took a good long look

Then stood scratching his head

 

"It seems calm enough to me".

Said the puzzled vet,

Bimbette replied

"I haven't taken it out of the water yet".

LILLIE AND GOLDIE

In the garden little Lillie

Was digging with great Endeavour

When she was spotted by Mrs. Gish

Her very nosy neighbor

 

Mrs. Gish leant on the fence

And asked, “What are you doing Lillie"?

“My goldfish Goldie died

So I’m digging a hole to bury it, see”?

 

“You silly little girl” she replied

That hole is far too big for a goldfish

Smiling Lillie looked up and said

“Not when it’s inside your cat Mrs. Gish”

CAN I BUY A GOLDFISH?

I went into a pet shop and said,

“Can I buy a goldfish?”

The girl said, “certainly sir

If that’s what you wish,

Do you want an aquarium?”

She asked putting me in a tiz

Finally, I replied “Well actually

I don't care what star sign it is”