PHIL LYNOTT LOST HIS FAVOURITE FISH

 

Phil Lynott lost his favourite fish

And searched for it wide and far oh

When he found it he took it home,

Now he keeps his fishy in a-jar-o

FISH BRIEF

 

There is a difference, you will find

Between a Solicitor and a catfish

For one is a scum-sucking scavenger

While the other is a type of fish

CAN I BUY A GOLDFISH?

I went into a pet shop and said,

“Can I buy a goldfish?”

The girl said, “certainly sir

If that’s what you wish,

Do you want an aquarium?”

She asked putting me in a tiz

Finally, I replied “Well actually

I don't care what star sign it is”

FISHY BEHAVIOUR

 

When fish are in schools

Their behaviour is sedate

Except of course for the days

When they take debate

A FISHY DEMISE

 

I’ve lost all of my tropical fish

And it’s my neighbour I have to thank

Because he plays his music so loud

It caused a tsunami in my fish tank

FRANKLY MY DEAR

 

What would a fish say?

If it swam into a concrete wall?

Well, it would probably say “dam”

If it said anything at all

TWO FISH WERE IN A TANK

 

Two fish were in a tank

And one said after pondering

“This is a really nice tank

But how do we drive the thing?”

VERY FISHY

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Have a guess

You call a fish with no eyes

A fsh

PHIL LYNOTT LOST HIS FAVOURITE FISH

 

Phil Lynott lost his favourite fish

And searched for it wide and far oh

When he found it he took it home,

Now he keeps his fishy in a-jar-o