YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD

 

Mavis and Maude were two sisters, spinsters and twinned

Who had reached retirement age having never ever sinned

Mavis went to the family doctor for a routine examination

When she had the notion for some carnal experimentation

She suggested to the family doctor as he was in the vicinity

That she would be very grateful if he took away her virginity

He said it was improper and he’d be struck off if he complied

But Mavis begged him and the doctor reluctantly obliged

On returning home she told Maude what it was she had done

Mavis explained to her sister that sex wasn’t dirty it was fun

She explained it was the most fantastic experience of delight

And the climax was like ten thousand doves all taking flight

Maude felt disgust when she first heard of Mavis’s carnal act

But on her sisters advise she thought I’ll have some of that

She took herself to the doctor and made to him her plea

Saying “What you did to Mavis I want you to do it to me”

Once again, the reluctant doctor offered strong resistance

But finally, she won, and he gave in to Maude’s persistence

Maude was then unsure and wondered what she’d begun

Mavis was wrong about sex it was dirty, and it wasn’t fun 

During the carnal act the doctor went to work down below

“You dirty man you dirty beast” she said “Oh there they go”