Wednesday, 24 February 2021

DEAD STUPID

 

Mick and Pat, one day have to toil

Near to a cemetery tilling the soil

They decide to look, during a break

At head stones for curiosity’s sake

And at the inhabitant’s longevity

Both men are amazed quite frankly

“Ninety-seven when this woman died”

“I can beat that” Pat excitedly cried

“Look, one hundred and forty-five”

“That’s a lot of years Pat, to be alive

That’s amazing what was his name?”

“Well, it says here Miles from Thame”

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