Can we have a pet dad?
How about some fish?
Swimming
in a tank
Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish
No,
we can’t have a pet son
And no, I don’t like fish
Swimming
in a tank
I like them poached lightly
on a dish
Can
we have a pet dad?
How about a hamster?
Running
on a wheel
Oh, can I have one sir
No,
we can’t have a pet son
No, I don’t like hamsters
Running
on a wheel
But baked in the oven with
roasters
Can
we have a pet dad?
How about a cat?
Purring
on your lap
What’s wrong with that?
No,
we can’t have a pet son
And no, I don’t like cat
Purring
on my lap
Curried though oh yes, I do
like that
Can
we have a pet dad?
How about a gerbil?
They’re
cuddly and cute
That would be a thrill
No,
we can’t have a pet son
And no, I don’t like a gerbil
Even
cuddly and cute
Except in white wine sauce
with dill
Can
we have a pet dad?
Now how about some mice?
They’re
not big like rats
They’d be very nice
No,
we can’t have a pet son
And no, I don’t like mice
Though
not big like rats
I like them served on a bed of rice
Can
we have a pet dad?
How about a rat?
They’re
cheap to keep
What do you think of that?
No,
we can’t have a pet son
And no, I don’t like rats
Even
I have standards
I think I would rather eat
my hats
Can
we have a pet dad?
How about a doggie?
Playing
with a ball
Much better than a moggie
No,
we can’t have a pet son
And no, I don’t like dogs
Playing
with a ball
But I do like to wok the
dogs
Can
we have a pet dad?
How about a parrot?
Chatting
on its perch
I’d like that a lot
No,
we can’t have a pet son
No, I don’t like them see
Chatting
on their perch
Because parrots repeat on me
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