Wednesday, 24 February 2021

GO RYAN

 

Flying no frills airlines on the cheap

With no food served or space to sleep

Seats crammed in for them to capitalize

The seats only catering for average size

No in flight film or any entertainment

Very cheap but hardly money well spent

Air conditioning switched off to save cash

At best you’re like animals at worst trash

Poor service and you’re fed Recycled air

And no room in your uncomfortable chair

You must fight your way to have a pee

And you disembark with cramp or DVT

Well done to all of the inverted snobs

Who envied those with cash or better jobs

You have lowered the standards for us all

Bargain airlines now fly long and short haul

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