When you go to see your local practice doctor
A
“jack of all trades” or general practitioner
And
it’s not obvious what it is that’s ailing you
The
doctor will plump for a new stain of flu
Perhaps
after a cursory examination of a joint
A
prescription for some preparation to anoint
Or
after writing something illegible in your file
They
will suggest that you join a gym for awhile
Or
after an examination of your chest or throat
A
prescription for some linctus will get his vote
Though
more likely the solution to your choking
Will
be for you to immediately give up smoking
Now
no matter what ails you one thing is clear
One
of the things that you are guaranteed to hear
As
they talk down to you saying “don’t make a fuss”
It’s nothing to worry about at all its just a virus
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