Saturday, 20 February 2021

THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL

 

I have always had lead in my pencil

I was always known to be quite “furtil”

With six kids already I’m at the stage

As my wife and I reach middle age

To take drastic action don’t you see?

Because it’s time to have a vasectomy

And now I’ve had my prowess stunted

You might say my pencils been blunted

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