MY JOB’S WORSE THAN PRISON

When you’re in prison

                  You’re in a cell twenty-three hours a day

But if you’re at work

                  You’re trapped in a cubicle to earn your pay

When you’re in prison

                  For being good you get time off I’m assured

But if you’re at work

                  And you’re good more work is your reward

When you’re in prison

                  You’re given three square meals a day

But if you’re at work

                  Even if you get lunch you have to pay

When you’re in prison

                  The wardens are often mean in the nick

But if you’re at work

                  It’s the managers who are equally sadistic

When you’re in prison

                  You get privacy with a toilet all to yourself

But if you’re at work

                  You have to share with every bugger else

When you’re in prison

                  Guard lock and unlock all the doors for you

But if you’re at work

                  Your never alone as cameras have you in view

When you’re in prison

                  You can watch TV or play games if you care
But if you’re at work

                  You can get the sack for just playing solitaire

When you’re in prison

                  They let your family come and visit regularly
But if you’re at work

                  You can’t even telephone to friends or family