CARRY ON NURSE

 

I’ve been going out with this nurse

And you know what they say about them

I think it must be an old wife’s tale

Because I can’t get my hand past her hem

I haven’t had my tongue in her throat

And I can’t even get my hand up her jumper

I’m never ever going to give her one

So, I think I’m going to have to dump her

And that’s a bit of a shame really

Because her figure is really quite super

She must work in the private sector

Because she definitely won’t let me BUPA