Tuesday, 23 February 2021

GAWD’N BENNIT

 

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JAMES GORDON BENNET II, 1841 - 1918

 

Gordon Bennett, not an exclamation but a real person 

Born in New York but enjoying a European education

Named after his father who had been born a Scotsman

An immigrant to America who became a newspaperman

An accomplished New York journalist for many years

Founding the herald instituting many modern ideas

 

Known as Gordon to distinguish him from his father

A good journalist but he liked the good life rather

But he took over the herald and his father’s throne

He sent Stanley to Africa to seek out Dr Livingstone

He was never afraid to back a dangerous expedition

Even De Long’s ill-fated trip to the arctic region.

 

Gordon was at one time engaged to Miss Caroline May 

But he committed a most dreadful faux pas one-day

Arriving at her parent’s mansion, both drunk and late

In front of her he proceeded to urinate in the grate

Bennett was unceremoniously ejected and sent away

Well, the engagement was broken off needless to say

 

He lived mainly in Paris after the fireplace incident

But still running the herald by cable as president

Bennett was fond of sports, especially of yachting

But also, of balloon, aeroplane and motor racing 

Sponsoring many international events of the day 

Some of the many trophies are still raced for today

 

Gordon Bennett was a bit of a daredevil of his day

He was known to be a playboy in an eccentric way

According to one particular well reported yarn

Bennett flew his aeroplane through an open barn

One surprised onlooker was supposed to have said

'Gordon Bennett' and hence the phrase was spread

 

Many names are remembered after the individual dies

He’s still better known as an exclamation of surprise

Gordon Bennett is one of the many euphemisms used

In order to prevent the word “god” being misused.

A colorful character whos daring exploits were famed

Would we remember had he been differently named?

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