Monday, 22 February 2021

HE’S A NUTTER

 


My dad told me that I’m daft

So I just hysterically laughed

I think then I must be going mad

Not really a lot, no just a tad

I must be going a little potty

Even eccentric or maybe dotty

When doctors act all smarmy

They really think I’m barmy

Sometimes things are a bit hazy

Obviously I’m just going crazy

Now I tell you I’m not larking

Honestly I’m just plain barking

What I’m called doesn’t matter

I’m still just mad as a hatter

When I say out loud that I’m nuts

I know the trick cyclist tuts

Now according to Siggy Freud

I’m really just being paranoid

But that doesn’t mean you see

That they’re not out to get me

And you’re never alone ha ha ha

With paranoid schizophrenia

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