TWO LOVELY BLACK EYES

 

When George arrived at work on Monday morning

Both of his eyes are blacked to his friend’s surprise

His friend looked at him in disbelief and then asked

“George how the hell did you get two black eyes?”

“It was as I was walking up some steps yesterday

And in front of me was a pretty girl, if a little stout

And I noticed her dress was tucked in her knickers”

“Well,” He said, “I just reached up and pulled it out.”

“Well, that explains one black eye, but how on earth 

Did you get the other one?” He asked with a grin

George said, “Well I assumed she wanted it that way

So, I reached up with my finger and poked it back in.”