Wednesday, 3 February 2021

TO THE WOODS

 

Peach and Bimbette one day were walking in the woods

And found something on the ground where they stood

Peach bends down and says, “Look these are Bear marks”

Bimbette looked and disagreed with her friends remarks

“What are you on? They aren't bear marks you dummy”

'They're obviously deer prints” she says “Cant you see?”

It’s not clear how long they argued to be perfectly honest

Next day’s paper read: Two models hit by train in forest

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