IT’S THE DOGS….

 

A man and his dog walk into the pub

Each night to drink with the locals

As the man has a drink, the man’s dog

Lies down and exposes his genitals

And oblivious to his audience the dog

Then lies on his back and licks them

Another man looks on in admiration

Saying “Is no one as impressed as I am?”

He then turns to the owner saying

“Now that’s a thing I wish I could do”

The dog’s owner looks at him smiling

“Well give him a crisp and he’ll let you”