Sunday, 14 February 2021

INN TROUBLE

A mate of mine and his new wife

Stayed in a hotel in the town of Fife

Just for one night with time to kill  

And he got a two-hundred-pound Bill

“Two hundred pounds? for what?”

My mate said, “That seems to be a lot”

“That’s for your room and board sir”

Answered the odious hotel manager

My friend said, “Room and board?

We didn't even eat here.” He roared

The manager said, “Well it was here

If you missed it, that’s bad luck I fear”

I’m not paying the Bill” My friend said

“You can take a hundred quid instead”

“I'm deducting a hundred as a fine 

For sleeping with this wife of mine”

“I never touched a hair on her head”

“She was there though,” My mate said

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