A portly man stands in the dock
Head bowed down and white with shock
It’s been decided you did the crime
You’ll really pay the price this time
The gavel falls down with a bang
The sentence is the man must hang
You can’t milord appeals the court
A lighter sentence must be sought
His lordship sighs “oh what the heck”
“He cannot hang he has no neck”
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