DRUNK AT THE BAR

 

A drunk was brought before the judge.

The judge said as he was walked in

"You've been brought before me for drinking."

And the drunk said, "Great, I’ll have a gin"

IN THE DOCK

 

A portly man stands in the dock

Head bowed down and white with shock

It’s been decided you did the crime

You’ll really pay the price this time

The gavel falls down with a bang

The sentence is the man must hang

You can’t milord appeals the court

A lighter sentence must be sought

His lordship sighs “oh what the heck”

“He cannot hang he has no neck”