John Cook was riding down the road
Pedalling fast
He hit a pothole
And has ridden his
last
John Cook was riding down the road
Pedalling fast
He hit a pothole
And has ridden his
last
Are you wearing handcuffs?
What have you been
arrested for?
You saw a dress in the
shop window
And it was cheaper
than before
So, you decided to try
it on
And that’s what you’ve
been arrested for?
Trying on a dress in
the shop window?
You tried it on in the
window of the store
Wine boxes aren’t for the snobs
But what makes them
unwhackable
Is unlike the odd
shaped bottles
All the Wine boxes are
stackable
The Ebola crisis is causing concern
And is causing the
Americans to fret
And what the people
want to know
Is why aren’t their
troops there yet
On holiday in the West Country,
During a recreational
pursuit
I discovered that
Plymouth Hoe
Was not a Devonian
Prostitute
Playing "La Cucaracha"
I hear the chimes call
Come get our hot food
Come one and come all
It’s the cockroach
song
Is no one concerned at
all?
“It’s your own time you’re wasting”
But no one listens to
the teacher
So, when option time
came around
I went and signed up
for media