THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS ANNOUNCED

 

The World Health Organization has announced

Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt

All the quarantined dogs can now be released

So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

 

The WHO don’t like

Asian Virus or Chinese Flu

So, what to call Coronavirus?

Covid 19 won’t do

Wuhan Virus? I think not

So, I’m calling it Kung Flu

AFRICA HAS ITS PROBLEMS

 

Africa has its problems

With the outbreak of Ebola

But spare a thought for

Every Little Englander

Who is exposed every

Summer to Tombola

THE EBOLA CRISIS IS CAUSING CONCERN

 

The Ebola crisis is causing concern

And is causing the Americans to fret

And what the people want to know

Is why aren’t their troops there yet

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION HAS ANNOUNCED

 

The World Health Organization has announced

Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt

All the quarantined dogs can now be released

So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out