THE EXITED STATES OF AMERICA

 The exited states of America

Have an upcoming election

And a Trump victory will make

The United States of aggression

THE EBOLA CRISIS IS CAUSING CONCERN

 

The Ebola crisis is causing concern

And is causing the Americans to fret

And what the people want to know

Is why aren’t their troops there yet

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF

 

Contrary to popular belief

In the USA it needs to be said

That a Turbine, is not

What an Arab wears on his head

MATHS PROBLEMS

 

The American’s must

Suffer from innumeracy

As they only have one math

As far as I can see

THE FOURTH

 

The fourth of July in the USA

Is that nations Independence Day

When they celebrate with a holiday

In England we look across the pond

At a nation of whom we are truly fond

Indeed, we feel we have a special bond

From when they won their independence

We’ve watched like anxious parents

And they’ve done quite well since

CITY OF ANGELS

 

The smog sits over Los Angeles

On another California day

But when the smog finally lifts

U.C.L.A.

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

 

A breath of fresh air

Comes our way

As he struts the stage

Like JFK

And talks the talk

Like Martin Luther King

As he galvanizes allies

From either wing

He holds our hopes

In his African American hands

Let’s hope he fulfils

All his promised plans

And that Barack Obama

The young congressman

Leads us as President

To Dr Kings promised land

RHETORICAL WAY

 

There is a rhetorical question

That gives me indigestion

How come Hawaii at any rate

Does not have an interstate