I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 14

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some make me chuckle

Some make me titter

For example

Mother-in-law = woman Hitler

AGES OF MAN

 

You were once a good boy

Mummy’s pride and joy

Then you grew into a nice kid

Because of the things you did

Then you progressed to be a great guy

It just happened you don’t know why

Then you arrived and were a fine man

Just in time for your retirement plan

And if only that was the end of it

But no, you grew into an old git

FURTHER BLONDES

 

One night

Bimbette asked her friend

"Which do you think is farther 

Florida or the moon?"

Peaches replied

"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?"

HAIR CARE FOR MEN

The great thing about being a man

Is you can have the same hairstyle for years

And waking in the morning with a moustache

Doesn’t make you burst into tears

But perhaps the best thing of all

You only have to shave your facial hairs

BEFORE COMPUTERS TOOK OVER THE WORLD

 

Before computers took over the world

A virus was the flu, and a keyboard was a piano

A mouse pad was where a single mouse lived

And a CD was a bank account, and a program was a TV show

The net was something you fished with

A monitor would report you to the teacher

An application was a form to be filled out

And Windows were opened to get fresh air

A hard drive was a long trip in the car

A web was a spider’s home, a cursor used profanity

Memory was something you lost with age

And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy you’d tell nobody

THE PERFECT GIFT

 

If as a man, you feel in life

You don’t provide your wife

With enough frustration to suit her

Then purchase her a home computer

FINDING THE NEW WORLD

 

Maria was asked by the teacher

To go to the map and find America

The girl walked to the map and pointed

“Here it is miss, this is America”

“Well done, now class who can tell me

Who discovered America?”

Immediately a boy’s hand shot in the air

“That’s easy miss it was Maria”