IF CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 2

 

If clergymen can be defrocked

Then can dry cleaners get de-pressed

Or must songwriters be de-composed

And hair stylists get dis-tressed?

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 6

 

“No hairdressers at the resort”

The sign said at the resort 

My wife is a hairdresser

And she was totally distraught

HAIR CARE FOR MEN

The great thing about being a man

Is you can have the same hairstyle for years

And waking in the morning with a moustache

Doesn’t make you burst into tears

But perhaps the best thing of all

You only have to shave your facial hairs

HAIR CHOO

I’ve learned a valuable lesson

Which almost cost me an ear

Whatever you do don't sneeze

When someone is cutting your hair 

THE BARBER OF CIVIL

 

My barber reliably informs me

There is no bald spot up there

He says I am not going thin on top

I’m just growing through my hair

BENEATH THE STRIPY POLE

 

I don’t like hair stylists

Or unisex hairdressers

Salons with Women in smocks

Streaking and creating coiffures

When the time is right for me

I go to an old-fashioned Barbers

A LITTLE OFF THE TOP

 

On my last visit to the hairdresser

I was asked “Something for the weekend sir”?

Well, I was taken aback without a doubt

I replied, “Do you have any tiling grout”?