BUSH CRAFT

 

I took an evening class in Bush Craft

But they used some peculiar things

For example a sharp blade, a mirror

Some wax and assorted sequins

THE LYNX EFFECT

 

I bought some new Aftershave,

You should try it

It smells of sunflower seeds

The birds really love it

COLLAR AND CUFFS

 

Hey there blondie I really like your hair

But I bet that it’s a different shade down there

I bet you don’t have any white, blonde thatch

Your collar and cuffs certainly won’t match

Or maybe a mismatch really isn’t anticipated

Possibly you have already defoliated

I don’t mind you with or without down below

I’m an easy to please kind of fellow

And if you’re a bottle blonde I don’t care

Or if there is a mismatch with body hair

Any way it comes that’s my simple philosophy

And besides it’s not something I’m likely to see

THE CALL OF THE WILD

 

Not pampered or preened

Nor sculptured or shaped

Not tidied or groomed

Nor shaven or scraped

For neat and manicured

Well, nothing could be fouler

For we like it as nature intended

An untamed hairy growler

No French landing strips

Or Brazilian styled

Just wild and untamed bush

Because we like our beaver wild

HAIR CARE FOR MEN

The great thing about being a man

Is you can have the same hairstyle for years

And waking in the morning with a moustache

Doesn’t make you burst into tears

But perhaps the best thing of all

You only have to shave your facial hairs

BUSH CRAFT

 

I took an evening class in Bush Craft

But they used some peculiar things

For example a sharp blade, a mirror

Some wax and assorted sequins