Friday, 21 January 2022

BEFORE COMPUTERS TOOK OVER THE WORLD

 

Before computers took over the world

A virus was the flu, and a keyboard was a piano

A mouse pad was where a single mouse lived

And a CD was a bank account, and a program was a TV show

The net was something you fished with

A monitor would report you to the teacher

An application was a form to be filled out

And Windows were opened to get fresh air

A hard drive was a long trip in the car

A web was a spider’s home, a cursor used profanity

Memory was something you lost with age

And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy you’d tell nobody

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